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RE: Да здра демокра! 3) [-]
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Дата: 23.07.07, @16:48
' If you want to make sure that your parents aren't terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things: ' ' 1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment? ' 2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives? ' 3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people? ' 4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals? ' 5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay? ' 6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity? ' 7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam? ' ' If you said "yes" to any of the questions above, your parents are probably terrorists. ' ' 1)First report your parents to the FBI with this website: https://tips.fbi.gov/ ' 2)After reporting them online, you want to wait until your parents are gone or go to a friends house to call the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI. ' FBI 1-866-347-2423 ' Department of Homeland Security 1-202-282-8000 ' ' 3) Wait for the good guys to come to your house and question your parents. Think about how great it will be to get ice cream or become a hero! ' ' Жаркий привет разоблачителям Павлика Морозова!!! |
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