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If you want to make sure that your parents aren't terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things:
1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment?
2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives?
3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people?
4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?
5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay?
6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity?
7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam?
If you said "yes" to any of the questions above, your parents are probably terrorists.
1)First report your parents to the FBI with this website: https://tips.fbi.gov/
2)After reporting them online, you want to wait until your parents are gone or go to a friends house to call the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI.
FBI 1-866-347-2423
Department of Homeland Security 1-202-282-8000
3) Wait for the good guys to come to your house and question your parents. Think about how great it will be to get ice cream or become a hero!
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детский опросник [+] -- Goblin -- 23.07.07@12:13 (Чит.: 378)