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' If you want to make sure that your parents aren't terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things:
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' 1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment?
' 2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives?
' 3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people?
' 4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?
' 5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay?
' 6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity?
' 7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam?
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' If you said "yes" to any of the questions above, your parents are probably terrorists.
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' 1)First report your parents to the FBI with this website: https://tips.fbi.gov/
' 2)After reporting them online, you want to wait until your parents are gone or go to a friends house to call the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI.
' FBI 1-866-347-2423
' Department of Homeland Security 1-202-282-8000
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' 3) Wait for the good guys to come to your house and question your parents. Think about how great it will be to get ice cream or become a hero!
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' Жаркий привет разоблачителям Павлика Морозова!!!
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детский опросник [+] -- Goblin -- 23.07.07@12:13 (Чит.: 377)