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Автор: Говяхов Гогей Гоевич
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Дата: 28.03.03, @14:03

  ' The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English
' will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the
' other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government
' conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
' accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":
'
' In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"-- Sertainly this will
' make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
' favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1
' less letter.
'
' There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
' troublesome "ph" wil be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
' "fotograf" 20% shorter.
'
' In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected
' to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
' Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
' always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
' horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they
' should go away.
'
' By the 4th yar peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
' with "z" and "w" with "v".
'
' During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
' "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
' leters.
'
' After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
' mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech
' ozer.
'
' ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU

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