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Супер!!! :))))) (-)
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Дата: 28.03.03, @14:01
' The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English ' will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the ' other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government ' conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has ' accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": ' ' In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"-- Sertainly this will ' make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in ' favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 ' less letter. ' ' There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the ' troublesome "ph" wil be replaced with the "f". This will make words like ' "fotograf" 20% shorter. ' ' In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected ' to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. ' Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have ' always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the ' horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they ' should go away. ' ' By the 4th yar peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" ' with "z" and "w" with "v". ' ' During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining ' "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of ' leters. ' ' After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no ' mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ' ozer. ' ' ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU |
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