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Автор: Andis
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Дата: 28.03.03, @13:55

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the
other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"-- Sertainly this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1
less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" wil be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they
should go away.

By the 4th yar peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech
ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU

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Типа шутка: -- Andis -- 28.03.03@13:55 (Чит.: 239)

Америка уже идёт по этому пути:) (-) -- SL -- 28.03.03@14:12 (Чит.: 176)

с бородой...:))) (-) -- Говяхов Гогей Гоевич -- 28.03.03@14:03 (Чит.: 108)

Супер!!! :))))) (-) -- Андрей Рижский -- 28.03.03@14:01 (Чит.: 109)

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' The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English ' will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the ' other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government ' conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has ' accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": ' ' In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"-- Sertainly this will ' make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in ' favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 ' less letter. ' ' There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the ' troublesome "ph" wil be replaced with the "f". This will make words like ' "fotograf" 20% shorter. ' ' In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected ' to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. ' Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have ' always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the ' horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they ' should go away. ' ' By the 4th yar peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" ' with "z" and "w" with "v". ' ' During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining ' "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of ' leters. ' ' After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no ' mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ' ozer. ' ' ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU

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