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человек че-то пытается сказать, а что, непонятно.. (-)
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Дата: 22.11.02, @10:40
' Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor! ' ' George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ' Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ' George: Great. Lay it on me. ' Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ' George: That's what I want to know. ' Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ' George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ' Condi: Yes. ' George: I mean the fellow's name. ' Condi: Hu. ' George: The guy in China. ' Condi: Hu. ' George: The new leader of China. ' Condi: Hu. ' George: The Chinaman! ' Condi: Hu is leading China. ' George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ' Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ' George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ' Condi: That's the man's name. ' George: That's who's name? ' Condi: Yes. ' George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ' Condi: That's correct. ' George: Then who is in China? ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Yassir is in China? ' Condi: No, sir. ' George: Then who is? ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Yassir? ' Condi: No, sir. ' George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. ' Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' Condi: Kofi? ' George: No, thanks. ' Condi: You want Kofi? ' George: No. ' Condi: You don't want Kofi. ' George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And ' then get me the U.N. ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' Condi: Kofi? ' George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ' Condi: And call who? ' George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ' George: Will you stay out of China?! ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ' Condi: Kofi. ' George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ' (Condi picks up the phone.) ' Condi: Rice, here. ' George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should ' send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese ' food in the Middle East? |
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