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OFF. Тоже про Буша мл. Я плакалъ (+)

Автор: mojo
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Дата: 21.11.02, @16:53

Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor!

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?

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OFF. Тоже про Буша мл. Я плакалъ (+) -- mojo -- 21.11.02@16:53 (Чит.: 350)

RE: OFF. Тоже про Буша мл. Я плакалъ (+) -- vovman -- 22.11.02@10:31 (Чит.: 135)

человек че-то пытается сказать, а что, непонятно.. (-) -- Event -- 22.11.02@10:40 (Чит.: 127)

Oh, my God!!! (+) -- Event -- 22.11.02@08:50 (Чит.: 145)

RE: Так это, поди, прибор ночного видения:)(-) -- Yegi -- 22.11.02@10:10 (Чит.: 103)

тогда вдвойне умнее (-) -- Event -- 22.11.02@10:20 (Чит.: 87)

Днём - очень актуально :) (-) -- Андрей Рижский -- 22.11.02@10:15 (Чит.: 124)

RE: OFF. Тоже про Буша мл. Я плакалъ (+) -- vovman -- 21.11.02@17:49 (Чит.: 170)

:-)))))) Русский вариант у Райкина был (про Аваса) (-) -- MIKE MC -- 21.11.02@17:23 (Чит.: 126)

:)))))))(-) -- Yuricon -- 21.11.02@17:15 (Чит.: 124)

:))) (-) -- SL -- 21.11.02@17:15 (Чит.: 101)

Кто-то наверное понял... Завидую :-((( (-) -- MAX -- 21.11.02@17:08 (Чит.: 112)

RE: Макс, не так всё страшно:)(+) -- Yegi -- 22.11.02@09:11 (Чит.: 123)

А где их взять-то - школьные знания? (+) -- MAX -- 22.11.02@12:05 (Чит.: 111)

Немец? :)) И я не вперся. (-) -- badcompany -- 21.11.02@18:49 (Чит.: 105)

Я понял. Писец как смешно, причем похоже на правду :)))) (-) -- French -- 21.11.02@17:11 (Чит.: 109)

Тебе - поверю что смешно! Ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха! (-) -- MAX -- 21.11.02@17:13 (Чит.: 105)

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' Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor! ' ' George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ' Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ' George: Great. Lay it on me. ' Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ' George: That's what I want to know. ' Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ' George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ' Condi: Yes. ' George: I mean the fellow's name. ' Condi: Hu. ' George: The guy in China. ' Condi: Hu. ' George: The new leader of China. ' Condi: Hu. ' George: The Chinaman! ' Condi: Hu is leading China. ' George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ' Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ' George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ' Condi: That's the man's name. ' George: That's who's name? ' Condi: Yes. ' George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ' Condi: That's correct. ' George: Then who is in China? ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Yassir is in China? ' Condi: No, sir. ' George: Then who is? ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Yassir? ' Condi: No, sir. ' George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. ' Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' Condi: Kofi? ' George: No, thanks. ' Condi: You want Kofi? ' George: No. ' Condi: You don't want Kofi. ' George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And ' then get me the U.N. ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' Condi: Kofi? ' George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ' Condi: And call who? ' George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ' George: Will you stay out of China?! ' Condi: Yes, sir. ' George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ' Condi: Kofi. ' George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ' (Condi picks up the phone.) ' Condi: Rice, here. ' George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should ' send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese ' food in the Middle East?

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