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' Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor!
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' George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
' Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
' George: Great. Lay it on me.
' Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
' George: That's what I want to know.
' Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
' George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
' Condi: Yes.
' George: I mean the fellow's name.
' Condi: Hu.
' George: The guy in China.
' Condi: Hu.
' George: The new leader of China.
' Condi: Hu.
' George: The Chinaman!
' Condi: Hu is leading China.
' George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
' Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
' George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
' Condi: That's the man's name.
' George: That's who's name?
' Condi: Yes.
' George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' Condi: Yes, sir.
' George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
' Condi: That's correct.
' George: Then who is in China?
' Condi: Yes, sir.
' George: Yassir is in China?
' Condi: No, sir.
' George: Then who is?
' Condi: Yes, sir.
' George: Yassir?
' Condi: No, sir.
' George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
' Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
' Condi: Kofi?
' George: No, thanks.
' Condi: You want Kofi?
' George: No.
' Condi: You don't want Kofi.
' George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
' then get me the U.N.
' Condi: Yes, sir.
' George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
' Condi: Kofi?
' George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
' Condi: And call who?
' George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
' Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
' George: Will you stay out of China?!
' Condi: Yes, sir.
' George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
' Condi: Kofi.
' George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
' (Condi picks up the phone.)
' Condi: Rice, here.
' George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
' send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
' food in the Middle East?
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