(Two men in a pub: Norman [Eric Idle] & Him [Terry Jones] Norman is exited and gestures a lot; Him, who is dressed like a city gent, remains calm)
Norman: Is your wife a... goer... eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more... Know what I mean?
Him: I beg your pardon?
Norman: Your wife... does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.
Him: She sometimes goes, yes.
Norman: I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.
Him: I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.
Norman: Follow me! FOLLOW me! I like that. That's good. A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? (elbow gesture; rubs it).
Him: Are you trying to sell something?
Norman: Selling, selling. Very good. VERY good. (hand tilting quickly) Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. (leans over to him, making eye gesture; speaks slowly) Say... no... more. (leans back as if having imparted a great secret)
Him: But...
Norman: (stops him with finger which he lays alongside nose; gi- ves slight tap) Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport? Eh?
Him: She LIKES sport, yes.
Norman: I bet she does. I bet she does.
Him: She's very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact.
Norman: (leans across, looking away) Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean? Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would! Knew she would! She's been around, eh? Been around?
Him: She's travelled. She's from Purley.
Norman: Oh... oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - PURLEY, say no more. Purley, eh. Know what I mean, know what I mean? Say no more.
Him: (about to speak, can't think of anything to say)
Norman: (leers, grinning) Your wife interested in er... (waggles head, leans across) photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, 'he asked him knowingly'.
Him: Photography.
Norman: Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin, grin, wink, wink, say no more.
Him: Holiday snaps?
Norman: Could be, could be taken on a holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean? Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
Him: No, no we don't have a camera.
Norman: Oh. Still (slaps hand lightly twice) Woah! Eh? Wo-ah! Eh?
Him: Look, are you insinuating something?
Norman: Oh... no... no... yes.
Him: Well?
Norman: Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You're a man of the world, aren't you... I mean, er, you've, er... you've been there haven't you... I mean you've been around... eh?
Him: What do you mean?
Norman: Well I mean like you've er... you've done it... I mean like, you know... you've... er... you've slept... with a lady.
Him: Yes.
Norman: What's it like?
