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Для англоговорящих прикол :) (+)

Автор: French
Дата: 06.02.03, @13:52

> ANSWERING MACHINE AT MENTAL HOSPITAL:
>
> Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
>
> If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
>
> If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
>
> If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
>
> If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on
> the line so we can trace your call.
>
> If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to
> the mother ship.
>
> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will
tell
> you which number to press.
>
> If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
> press, no one will answer.
>
> If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
>
> If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key
until
> a representative comes on the line.
>
> If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone,
> and mother's maiden name.
>
> If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and
> c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
>
> If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep
> or before the beep or during the beep. Please wait for the beep.
>
> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
> memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If
> you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
>
> If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too
> busy to talk to you.
>
> If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You
> won't be crazy forever.
>
> If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Сообщения в ветке

Для англоговорящих прикол :) (+) -- French -- 06.02.03@13:52 (Чит.: 152)

rotfl ;) (-) -- Steed -- 06.02.03@15:12 (Чит.: 61)
pretty old but funny :) (-) -- Event -- 06.02.03@14:11 (Чит.: 62)
RE: Не все диагнозы мне понятны(+) -- Yegi -- 06.02.03@14:09 (Чит.: 109)

Это потомучта ты не знаешь DSM-IV (+) -- Говяхов Гогей Гоевич -- 10.02.03@04:19 (Чит.: 71)

самое последнее вроде как DSM-IV-TR (-) -- Oldtimer -- 10.02.03@05:16 (Чит.: 58)

' >    ANSWERING MACHINE AT MENTAL HOSPITAL:
' >
' > Hello, and welcome to  the mental health hotline.
' >
' > If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1  repeatedly.
' >
' > If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2  for you.
' >
' > If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and  6.
' >
' > If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay  on
' > the line so we can trace your call.
' >
' > If you are  delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to
' > the mother  ship.
' >
' > If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice  will
' tell
' > you which number to press.
' >
' > If you are a  manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
' > press, no one will  answer.
' >
' > If you are dyslexic, press  9696969696969696.
' >
' > If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget  with the pound key
' until
' > a representative comes on the  line.
' >
' > If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,  telephone,
' > and mother's maiden name.
' >
' > If you have  post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and
' > c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press  0 0 0.
' >
' > If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after  the beep
' > or before the beep or during the beep. Please wait for the  beep.
' >
' > If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have  short-term
' > memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,  press 9. If
' > you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
' >
' > If  you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too
' > busy to  talk to you.
' >
' > If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie  down & cry. You
' > won't be crazy forever.
' >
' > If you are  blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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