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' Не знаю, мылом прислали добрые люди.
Гугль подсказывает, что имена старателей уже хрен узнаешь -- продукт целиком растворился в народе.
Но вот ещё чуток, из других коллекций:
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.
What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.
Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.
Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.
Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
How can you tell a mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.
What do niggers use to wash their white clothes?
BLEEATCH!
Why can't spics be firefighters?
They can't tell Jose from hose B.
What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.
What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix.
Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.
What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.
What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.
What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?
A spicket fence.
How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!
Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.
Why don't jews like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.
Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.
Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.
What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.
How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.
Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"
Did you hear about the jew bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.
How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.
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и ещё маленько, явно написанного "под впечатлением" кем-то не столь остроумным (но тоже пара смешных есть):
How does a nigger pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue.
What is the title of the nigger's favorite how-to-book?
"How to Steal, Rape and Murder".
When a nigger throws a party, what do his guests drive?
Their homes - they live in their cars.
Why did the nigger rush to the discount store?
The ad said: "Whites for salef!"
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers?
Niggers have a bigger nose.
What time is bed time at the nigger's house?
When the cheap booze runs out.
What do niggers and a jockeys both ride?
Animals.
What is the worst stain on a nigger's underwear?
Watermelon.
Why does the nigger disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends leaves?
He has to count his plastic silverware.
What did the sunbather shout at the nigger?
Ain't you dark enough already?
What is a nigger's ideal of a perfect 10?
Any White woman he can get.
Why did the nigger want his own kid?
So he won't have to pick his own watermelons.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
What's black, stinky and ugly?
Any nigger you have the misfortune to stumble on.
Why did Coke fire the nigger?
He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Why are niggers' pants so big?
So they can conceal more weapons.
What caused the nigger's problem?
Mother nature.
Why do niggers relate so well to monkeys?
Blood is thicker than water..
What did the nigger exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa?
I need something illegal to smoke and alcoholic to drink.
Where does Michael Jackson look for dates?
Dark alleys..
Why does that nigger have a tough guy reputation?
He's often confused for a gorilla.
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злые шутки про негров [+] -- Goblin -- 11.02.06@22:22 (Чит.: 467)