' WORST PICTURE:
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' Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Sony/Columbia)
' Dirty Love (First Look Pictures)
' The Dukes of Hazzard (Warner Bros./Village Roadshow)
' House of Wax (Warner Bros.)
' Son of the Mask (New Line)
'
' WORST ACTOR:
'
' Tom Cruise (War of the Worlds)
' Will Ferrell (Bewitched and Kicking & Screaming)
' Jamie Kennedy (Son of the Mask)
' The Rock (Doom)
' Rob Schneider (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)
'
' WORST ACTRESS:
'
' Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four and Into the Blue)
' Hilary Duff (Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man)
' Jennifer Lopez (Monster-In-Law)
' Jenny McCarthy (Dirty Love)
' Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark)
'
'
' WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
'
' Hayden Christensen (Star Wars III)
' Alan Cumming (Son of the Mask)
' Bob Hoskins (Son of the Mask)
' Eugene Levy (Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Man)
' Burt Reynolds (The Dukes of Hazzard and The Longest Yard)
'
' WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
'
' Carmen Electra (Dirty Love)
' Paris Hilton (House of Wax)
' Katie Holmes (Batman Begins)
' Ashlee Simpson (Undiscovered)
' Jessica Simpson (The Dukes of Hazzard)
'
'
' WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL:
'
' Bewitched (Sony/Columbia)
' Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Sony/Columbia)
' Dukes of Hazzard (Warner Bros./Village Roadshow)
' House of Wax (Warner Bros.)
' Son of the Mask (New Line)
'
'
'
' WORST DIRECTOR:
'
' John Asher (Dirty Love)
' Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark)
' Jay Chandrasekhar (The Dukes of Hazzard)
' Nora Ephron (Bewitched)
' Lawrence Gutterman (Son of the Mask)
'
'
'
' WORST SCREENPLAY:
'
' Bewitched (Written by Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay)
' Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Written by Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward)
' Dirty Love (Written by Jenny McCarthy)
' The Dukes of Hazzard (Written by John O'Brien)
' Son of the Mask (Written by Lance Khazei)
'
'
'
' WORST SCREEN COUPLE:
'
' Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman (Bewitched)
' Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him (Son of the Mask)
' Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her (Dirty Love)
' Rob Schneider & His Diapers (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)
' Jessica Simpson & Her “Daisy Dukes” (The Dukes of Hazzard)
'
'
'
' MOST TIRESOME TABLOID TARGETS:
' (New Category, Saluting the Celebs We’re ALL Sick & Tired Of)
'
' Tom Cruise (and His Anti-Psychiatry Rant)
' Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch,The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby”
' Paris Hilton and…Who-EVER!
' Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
' The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick
