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Fairytale Romance
‘Friends’ star Jennifer Aniston and King Kong are Hollywood’s latest power couple.
By Andy Borowitz
Newsweek
Updated: 12:36 p.m. ET Dec. 13, 2005
Dec. 13, 2005 - It's official: Jennifer Aniston and King Kong are heading down the aisle.
Hollywood, which has been buzzing with rumors of a torrid romance between the former "Friends" star and the giant ape, got the news today from an official spokesperson representing Tinseltown's latest power couple.
"Jennifer and King Kong will be married this June," said Sherrie Lasky, the couple's publicist. "We hope the press and the public will respect their privacy."
While many in Hollywood consider the Aniston-Kong love-match an unlikely pairing, a friend of the couple said today that "Jennifer has never been more in love. Kong is really good for her."
The two stars came into each other's lives at the perfect time, the friend said, with Aniston nursing her wounds from her breakup with actor Brad Pitt and Kong nursing his wounds from being shot down from the top of the Empire State Building.
But according to Buddy Schlantz, a veteran talent agent and observer of the Hollywood scene, there could be less to the romance than meets the eye: "If Jennifer didn't have a new movie coming out right now that she wants to publicize, I seriously doubt that she'd be engaged to that ape."
If the wedding proceeds as planned, however, Schlantz says that the couple may have difficulty obtaining the privacy they reportedly desire: "It's hard to dodge the paparazzi when the bridegroom is 40 feet tall."
Elsewhere, scientists reported that mice who were injected with human brain cells stopped running on a wheel and sat down to watch the wheel instead.
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