2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
6. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
7. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
8. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
9. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
10. Bad or missing mouse. Whack the cat? (Y/N)
11. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
12. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
13. User Error: Replace user.
14. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
15. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
16. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient
17. Netscape.exe... Bad file name... May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y)
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