' Не... это будет попсово
Делать кондомы в дырочку или прокладки-вибратор ИМХО вполне по панковски.
' Служить в церкви?
' Нет. Рок-н-ролл - сам по себе религия.
Петь в церкви не возбраняется
' Печататься как публицист?
' При условии перечисления гонорара на благотворительные цели.
а также при условии, что гонорар пропивается в день получения.
' Сниматься для журналов как модель?
' Не... это будет потенцыальное пидорство
Ну в Метал хаммере или Керранге можно (кста, существуют такие еще??)
Ну и до кучи приложение 1 к моральному кодексу:
Руководящий документ "Как петь блюз":
1. Most blues begin "woke up this morning."
2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line.
I got a good woman--
with the meanest dog in town.
3. Blues are simple. After you have the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes. Sort of.
Got a good woman
with the meanest dog in town.
He got teeth like Margaret Thatcher
and he weighs about 500 pounds.
4. The blues are not about limitless choice.
5. Blues cars are Chevies and Cadillacs. Other acceptable blues transportation is Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.
6. Teenagers can't sing the blues. Adults sing the blues. Blues adulthood means old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
7. You can have the blues in New York City, but not in Brooklyn or Queens. Hard times in Vermont or North Dakota are just a depression. Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City are still the best places to have the blues.
8. The following colors do not belong in the blues:
violet
beige
mauve
9. You can't have the blues in an office or a shopping mall, the lighting is wrong.
10. Good places for the Blues:
the highway
the jailhouse
the empty bed
Bad places:
Ashrams
Gallery openings
weekend in the Hamptons
11. No one will believe it's the blues if you wear a suit, unless you happen to be an old black man.
12. Do you have the right to sing the blues?
Yes, if:
your first name is a southern state--like Georgia
you're blind
you shot a man in Memphis.
you can't be satisfied.
No, if:
you were once blind but now can see.
you're deaf
you have a trust fund.
13. Neither Julio Iglesias nor Barbra Streisand can sing the blues.
14. If you ask for water and baby gives you gasoline, it's the blues. Other blues beverages are:
wine
Irish whiskey
muddy water
Blues beverages are NOT:
Any mixed drink
Any wine kosher for Passover
Yoo Hoo (all flavors)
15. If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is a blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, or being denied treatment in an emergency room. It is not a blues death, if you die during a liposuction treatment.
16. Some Blues names for Women
Sadie
Big Mama
Bessie
17. Some Blues Names for Men
Joe
Willie
Little Willie
Lightning
Persons with names like Sierra or Sequoia will not be permitted to sing the blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
17B. Other Blues Names (Starter Kit)
Name of Physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Asthmatic)
First name (see above) or name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi)
Last Name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)
