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RE: не получается :) [+]

Автор: alexod
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Дата: 07.10.03, @13:22

  ' Достать бы "Ленин в Октябре" на английском - вот было бы круто
Помоему русские сказки в Р1 - дублированы. Морозко, ещё какие-то.
Мне один чудак, который в штаты мотался - рассказал, что на imdb есть рецензия на "Морозко" - где его называют самым обдолбанным фильмом. Ему (чудаку этому) в штатах все уши этим фильмом прожужжали.
Ну я полез. И охерел
ниже привожу
Strange Russian fairy tale dealing with a boy and a girl who go through the strangest situations to be with one another. The boy is transformed by a Mushroom Pixie into a bear, and almost baked by an evil witch who controls trees. The girl is given the Cinderella treatment by her mother and her sister who is jealous of her long braided hair. Jack Frost himself doesn't appear until late in the movie.

So theres this guy named Ivan who leaves his home and wanders around for no reason, meets a little mushroom guy who he insults, meets a cute girl, turns into a bear, changes back, marries the girl, and does a bunch of strange things like throwing clubs into the air , spanking witches, and calling just about everything in the movie "grandfather". Throw in a bunch of ugly highwaymen, even uglier witches, elves, dancing houses, walking trees, plenty of snow, and Jack Frost, who screws everything up.

Вот что про него пишут американские простые парни:
I don't know if it is the worst movie ever made, but it is definitely in the bottom 3 that I have ever seen. What makes it even worse is the fact that it is labeled as a children's movie. Yes I am familiar with the Russian fairy tales on which parts of this movie is based, but that is irrelevant to the fact that this movie is a horrendous, demented, psychopathic mess. If I saw this movie when I was a kid, I probably would have gone insane.

Every copy of this movie that exists should be burned. If you still don't believe me, watch the MST3K version, then come back here and tell me if I am wrong. I dare you. But for the love of God, don't watch this movie without comedic assistance. )

Ну не пи№дец, ли!? Что там так озвучили, что у людей крыша едет?

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