The man most qualified to play the late, famously well-hung porn star John Holmes? Val Kilmer, apparently. According to Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, Kilmer's signed on to play Holmes in the upcoming biopic "Wonderland." Lisa Kudrow, Kate Bosworth and Josh Lucas are currently in talks to co-star. James Cox, who says Kilmer was his first choice to play Holmes, will direct. We're not even going to comment on the aptness of the director's last name.
http://www.salon.com/people/col/reit/2002/10/02/npwed/index.html
