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Off: Ю Сан, закаж мене харум, никто слыхом не слыхивал о нем. :) (-)
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Дата: 29.08.02, @17:16
' In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages, Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third... used to communicate a pithy, timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. The essence of zen.. ' ' Your file was so big. ' It might be very useful. ' But now it is gone. ' ' The Web site you seek ' Cannot be located, but ' Countless more exist. ' ' Chaos reigns within. ' Reflect, repent, and reboot. ' Order shall return. ' ' Program aborting: ' Close all that you have worked on. ' You ask far too much. ' ' Windows NT crash'd. ' I am the Blue Screen of Death. ' No-one hears your screams. ' ' Yesterday it work'd. ' Today it is not working. ' Windows is like that. ' ' First snow, then silence. ' This thousand-dollar screen dies ' So beautifully. ' ' With searching comes loss ' And the presence of absence: ' "My Novel" not found. ' ' The Tao that is seen ' Is not the true Tao-until ' You bring fresh toner. ' ' Stay the patient course. ' Of little worth is your ire. ' The network is down. ' ' A crash reduces ' Your expensive computer ' To a simple stone. ' ' Three things are certain: ' Death, taxes, and lost data. ' Guess which has occurred. ' ' You step in the stream, ' But the water has moved on. ' This page is not here. ' ' Out of memory. ' We wish to hold the whole sky, ' But we never will. ' ' Having been erased, ' The document you're seeking ' Must now be retyped. ' ' Serious error. ' All shortcuts have disappeared. ' Screen. Mind. Both are blank |
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