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ÃÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))))))))))))) (-)

Àâòîð: Ïðîäàâåö Áàéäàðîê
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Äàòà: 29.05.01, @15:56

  `Ïî ðåêå ïëûâåò òîïîð
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`èç ñåëà ×óãóåâà,
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`Íó è ïóñòü ñåáå
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`ïëûâåò æåëåçÿêà õ*åâà...
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`>
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`> Down the river drifts an axe
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`> From the town of Byron.
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`> Let it float by itself-
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`> Fucking piece of iron!!!
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`> ****************************************
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`>
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`> Ìåíÿ äåâêè ñ ñîáîé çâàëè,
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`> à ÿ ñ íèìè íå ïîøåë -
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`> Ïèäæà÷èøêî íà ìíå ðâàíûé
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`> è õ*èøêî íåáîëüøîé.
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`>
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`> Girls have called me to the party -
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`> I decided not to come,
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`> It's because my clothes are ugly
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`> and my dick's a tiny one.
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`> *****************************************************
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`>
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`> ß ëåæàëà ñ Êîëåíüêîé
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`> ñîâåðøåííî ãîëåíüêîé,
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`> Ïîòîìó ÷òî äëÿ êðàñû
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`> ÿ ñíÿëà ñ ñåáÿ òðóñû.
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`>
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`> I was sleeping with my honey
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`> absolutely naked,
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`> I have taken my panties off
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`> just to make a statement.
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`> **************************************************
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`>
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`> Ñ íåáà çâåçäî÷êà óïàëà
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`> Ïðÿìî ìèëîìó â øòàíû,
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`> Ïóñòü ãîðèò òàì, ÷òî ïîïàëî,
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`> Ëèøü áû íå áûëî âîéíû.
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`>
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`> Starlet's fallen from the heavens
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`> Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
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`> I don't mind his roasted penis
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`> If it helps us live in peace.
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`> ***********************************************
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`>
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`> Ðûáêà ïëàâàåò â òîìàòå,
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`> Åé â òîìàòå õîðîøî,
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`> Òîëüêî ÿ, åäðåíà ìàòåðü,
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`> Ìåñòà â æèçíè íå íàøåë.
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`>
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`> Fish in thick tomato sauce
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`> Swims in happy comatose
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`> Only me, pathetic wimp
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`> Have no fucking place to swim.
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